Evangelical Says Defund Planned Parenthood And God Will Cure Diseases

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While Democrats and Americans inclined toward humanitarianism are appalled at the prospect of tens-of-millions of other Americans losing access to medical care, at least one insane evangelical has a biblical solution. Apparently, Americans should embrace the Republican crusade to deny healthcare to their fellow citizens because under the right godly conditions, there will no longer be a need for any healthcare in America; because god will step up and cure diseases if Republicans abide by one religious right demand.

For rational human beings the concept of an all-powerful, all-seeing, and beneficent sky spirit overseeing the universe with a special interest in planet Earth is sheer absurdity – like all ancient mythology. For non-rational humans, the idea that their “personal god” exists for their benefit and well-being is not only reality, it informs why they believe archaic mythos and why they vote for Republicans. It has always been a mystery why the evangelical faithful never attribute what they perceive as the ills of America to the Republicans they send to rule over them, or why they claim to be “followers of Christ” when they reject each and every one of his teachings.

One of the Jesus’ commandments evangelical voters reject out of hand is the directive to care for the sick and infirm, without conditions. Even though Republicans are on a tear to eliminate healthcare for tens-of-millions of Americans, many of them devout Christians, Republicans still have overwhelming support from the evangelical and born again faithful. Either they want millions of their fellow citizens, including fellow Christians, to suffer and die without healthcare, or they know something the rational demographic is unaware of including that their god has a plan to eliminate any need for healthcare – with one important condition.

This week one of the renowned evangelical fanatics and former Colorado legislators, Gordon Klingenschmitt, informed Americans that his god will do away with humans’ diseases, and the necessity for healthcare in America, if and only if Republicans defund Planned Parenthood. Seriously, according to that kind of evangelical mindset, the only reason there are infirmities and diseases in America is because Planned Parenthood was created. And, that America was at one time disease-free prior to 1973 when the Supreme Court ruled on Roe v. Wade; cancer, epidemics, polio, tuberculosis, and congenital defects were non-existent until women won the right to choose their own reproductive health.

Apparently, prior to the 1970s there were not millions of Americans perishing or being disabled and deformed due to various diseases and epidemics because abortion was illegal and Planned Parenthood did not exist. If one embraces Klingenschmitt’s assertion as true, polio, leukemia, tuberculosis, and cancer are god’s punishment on all humanity throughout history, including millennia before women gained a semblance of control over their own bodies. Now, most people have heard some genuinely absurd claims from the extreme evangelical right, but unlike blaming natural disasters and terror attacks on the LGBTQ community, this malcontent evangelical implies there was no need for healthcare until Planned Parenthood and Roe v. Wade.

Klingenschmitt was speaking to his adherents and confidently stated that he had the perfect solution to what he admitted was “America’s healthcare crisis.” He said:

You know what the solution to America’s healthcare crisis is? Obey the Ten Commandments, stop funding abortion, stop funding child killing and God will heal your diseases, America. The supernatural blessing of healing is available if we stop working with the demonic spirit of murder. If America were to repent for the sin of abortion, then we would receive [God’s] healing and wouldn’t need to rely on healthcare.

Now, Klingenschmitt wouldn’t make insane comments like that if he didn’t have a willing audience breathlessly hanging on his evangelical pronouncements. And there is no doubt whatsoever the bible-toting crowd believes he’s uttering god’s wisdom and it is one of the horrors of a deeply religious, and small, demographic holding sway over the entire government. However, it also reveals the depth of the stupid endemic in the evangelical conservative movement.

Even the least intelligent American would wonder why, if Klingenschmitt is uttering god’s word, there have been myriad diseases, plagues, epidemics and health defects throughout human history if America is only suffering due to the late 20th Century existence of Planned Parenthood or Roe v. Wade. For dog’s sake, even stupid evangelicals should be asking Klingenschmitt why their god didn’t step up and save their diseased and dying kin when they ardently opposed women’s choice, or before Planned Parenthood or Roe v. Wade came into existence. And why would the evangelical god punish an entire nation, including the evangelical faithful, with plagues, epidemics and disease just because Planned Parenthood exists? But the faithful will never ask those questions out of fear of being branded apostates.

Of course Klingenschmitt, like every religious Republican, is just instilling fear into the evangelical population to not only eradicate Planned Parenthood and women’s rights, but to convince the faithful there is no cause for concerned that Republicans intend on eliminating their healthcare.  After all, according to Klingenschmitt, if Republicans defund Planned Parenthood, then Republicans can deny tens-of-millions healthcare without any adverse consequences because god.

The terrible tragedy is that there will be a significant number of the faithful who believe their health issues only exist because women have a semblance of control over their reproductive health. And when Republicans do defund Planned Parenthood and take healthcare away from the faithful, the religious Republicans will trot out another reason disease, epidemics and plagues are killing off Americans because god is not going to be curing diseases.

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